Really .. Bad ... Day

Did you ever wake up one morning and .. the simple act of waking up seemed to be an unpardonable sin of cosmic proportions?

Some little old man wrinkled beyond recognition stamps your life scroll with a great big "Fuck with Me" tag and the rest of the universe gets in line to do .. just that?

Where the age old adage "if it can go wrong it will" fills it's lungs and sits up pounding it's chest with your life's blood pumping through it's veins?

And by the time you survive the bulk of it your sparkling repertoire has been reduced to a very dry vintage of "figures" .. ?

If not .. I would not recommend it. If so .. you know exactly the kind of day I am speaking of.